Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Lets Go To North Korea

I want to see Azalea the smoking chimp.

[read here]

Although my favorite part of the article is the last sentence:
According to its official history, the zoo started off with only 50 badgers.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Thinking About Quitting Again

The site I use to link this blog to my twitter and Facebook accounts is calling it quits.

So I will either need to use a new service to link it all together again.

Or Just hope people come here to read crap.

Or quit and just use my two instagram accounts to spread my idiotic opinions.

Monday, October 17, 2016

Streets of Laredo Review

I wish summer wasn’t over.

The Streets of Laredo album WILD is the poppy happy music meant to listen to in the car while driving nowhere with friends. Then throw on the boombox while you swim in a quarry.

Mellow layered music with very catchy hooks and simple happy male and female vocals.

The album comes out this week October 21. It is well worth checking out.

The second track Hammer and Nail is my personal favorite track. It’s one of those songs that I could listen to on repeat till it drove everyone around me crazy, but I was still happy.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Happy Birthday Elias

Can’t believe this kid is 23!

Wish Elias a happy birthday.

Love you monkey man.

Friday, October 14, 2016

You Should Follow Me

I've thought about this idea for a while.
I decided to go ahead and do it.
I have started a single topic Instagram account.

It is Haiku Movie Review

Please follow me.

I toyed with the idea of just having those posts as part of my normal account, but I want it to be it's own thing.

So now I am starting at followers ground zero.

Please and Thank You.

[Follow here]

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Movie Review

De Palma-

A cool documentary on the director Brian De Palma.

His movies are pretty polarizing, but if you like him/them you will dig this movie.

Pretty much an interview with the man himself and clips of all of his movies.

He has some amazing stories. Although since it is just from his point of view the narrative is very one sided. But that made no difference to me because I dig his movies and found the stories very interesting.

Rad Music Video.

Not for everyone because of violence. But an amazing video.

Saturday, October 8, 2016

Political Post

Don’t read.




I hate both of the major party candidates. I think they are both complete pieces of shit. It is sad that this fucked up system has stuck the people with these as the choices.

But while I do think Hillary is an awful liar. She is no where near as awful as Donald Trump. And not because of his new taped conversation from 2005.

Is he an idiot? Yep. Without a doubt. But I hate to break it to everyone, guys (and girls) will say some crude fucked up shit when they are with friends. Maybe they are awful people and mean exactly what they say. Maybe it’s just stupid shit.

But as I was saying, it’s not those comments, he is a horrible human being.
And I get if you like him purely because he is not the same old cookie cutter politician. But he is an idiotic piece of shit. You can find a better way to try and change the system rather than voting for that total douchebag.

And the 3rd party candidates are starting to let me down.

What I’d really like to see happen is no one go out and vote.

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

A book. Some Music And Whatever.

On my flight back from Switzerland on Saturday I read High Fidelity on the recommendation of a coworker, after we were talking about the movie.

I read it cover to cover. The movie is very faithful to the book. Other than the book takes place in the 70s in England.

I really dug it.

My soundtrack to reading the book was the album Phages by The Most Serene republic. I find that album completely amazing. I am obsessing over it currently. Listening to it non stop.

TV season has started back up. I wasn’t prepared for it. Many shows have been tiro’d. Nothing has been watched.

Tomorrow night is an agency I used to work at reunion party. Should be bizarre.

This last trip to Switzerland has established me as a regular at an amazing cocktail bar. The bartenders know me and know my drink. Never would I even begin to think that this would ever happen to me in life.

I also kept my clothes on and did not swim in the river.

Jett and I had an interesting discussion about copyright and public domain this morning. He was curious how Mario Bros. used a certain classical song. This lead to me talking about how Disney ruined the entire idea of why public domain is such a great concept.

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Movie Reviews

The Purge Election Year-

I have surprisingly found these movies far better than I ever would have thought. They have continually had a very heavy political overtone to them.

This one doesn’t mask it at all.

Pulls in characters from the first two movies, but you needn’t had seen them to get this.

If you liked the first two, you will probably like this one as well.

Conjuring 2-

The first one was good enough that it made me pick up a book about the actual haunting as well as a book by the paranormal investigator couple.

The second one was entertaining, but not scary at all.

I knew nothing about the haunting they were dealing with in this movie. Even though it is supposed to be a very famous one that took place in England.

Entertaining, but a non scary, scary movie.

Friday, September 23, 2016


I was in and out of my room many times yesterday. Each time it had not been cleaned. No big deal. 

But one time I notice they had restocked the item I had eaten from the mini bar. Odd. But maybe that's a different employee I thought. 

When I got in for the night sometime after midnight my bed was made room clean. 

I got up this morning and went to hop in the shower. 

No towels. 

Even the clean ones I had not touched had been taken. 

And the one coffee cup I used was still sitting there dirty. 

First world problems. 

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Movie Review


The new movie from Rob Zombie is a return to something closer to House of a thousand corpses.

It is basically horror movie running man.

But it’s kidnapped victims who must survive against serial killer clowns.

It visually looked cool. Had some fun performances. And had a good classic rock soundtrack.

The Devils Rejects is by far still his best movie, but this one is well worth watching.

I would have liked it better and been far more surprised if he would have killed off Sheri Moon Zombie early in the movie.

And the final killer is what the Joker in Batman movies should be. Even more psychotic than Heath Ledger.

Jett’s School Fund Raiser BUY STUFF

It’s that time of year again where Jett and I bug you to buy stuff to help support his school.

This year rather than all sorts of things it is focused to a single product. One that everyone likes. Or at least should…


There are a bunch of prizes Jett is excited about trying to win by selling a lot of items. His goal (realistically) is 35 items. So maybe you can help him get there or maybe beyond.

I will front the money for all orders and you can pay me on delivery.

So just let me know what you want by SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 24

Jett thanks you for helping him.

Here are the options:

Chocolate Chip-
2.7lb tub (48 cookies) $14
48 pre portioned cookies $16

Sugar Cookies-
2.7lb tub (48 cookies) $14

Snickerdoodle Cookies-
2.7lb tub (48 cookies) $14

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies-
2.7lb tub (48 cookies) $14

M&M Cookies-
48 pre portioned cookies $16

Chocolate Chip Pecan-
48 pre portioned cookies $16

White Chocolate Macadamia-
48 pre portioned cookies $16

Triple Chocolate Brownie-
48 pre portioned cookies $16

Peanut Butter With Peanut Butter cups-
48 pre portioned cookies $16

Friday, September 16, 2016


I’ve Been A Lazy Blogger

Because I have been out of the country.

I got to go to Zurich Switzerland for work. I was there for 4 days. The meetings went great and I managed to cram a ton of fun into the short trip as well.

When I returned to the office yesterday, every single thing on my desk was gone. Absolutely nothing there. I did find it funny, unfortunately I had way too much to do to be much of a good sport.

I asked where things were, was told that I sit on the 4th floor now.

I was lead up there to see my desk 100% recreated exactly. It was a great prank. I commend you Patrick.

I watched Captain America Civil War on the plane. I had heard so many good things about it, but I found it meh.

Monday, September 5, 2016

Movie Review

The Lobster-

Here is the summary from IMDB:
In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into animals and sent off into The Woods.

It was certainly a very original movie. Dark and funny in parts.

Will not be for everyone. But if you like Spike Jonze movies, this could be right for you.

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Movie Reviews

Wiener Dog-

Typical Todd Solondz movie.

It is 4 stories that each involve people who own a wiener dog.
The second and third stories were my favorite. The last line of the third one was brillant.

Everybody Wants Some-

I don’t.


Saw this at the screening at Mad Art a few years ago.

There were things I had forgot.

This music documentary is so good. Watch if you are or are not a fan of The Descendents.

Saturday, September 3, 2016


Popstar : Never Stop Never Stopping-

Andy Samberg and the lonely island guys do an hilarious job making a mockcumentary of a poster. Modeled after Justin Timberlake (who has a small but hilarious role) and Justin Bieber, and I am sure many others.

Well worth watching.

Fargo TV Show Season 1-

I hate the Cohen Brothers. There I said it.

Yet friends of mine who know that still told me for years that I needed to watch the TV show Fargo. I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

Then a couple months ago a friend lent me the dvd. They sat on my table unwatched. I felt bad. I felt that I should return them. But since I had them I should watch it. But still I did not.

Then finally this week we watched it.

It was great.

Way better than the movie.

Super tense. Great performances all around, but Billy Bob Thornton was beyond amazing. He was truly frightening, and funny all in one.

If you were dumb like me and did not watch it when it was originally on, do so. Now.

Now on to season 2.