If Only

So while hanging out at Rue 13 last night, my friend and I saw a guy that I wish I was able to take a picture of. Mere words can't describe this guy and his style, if you can call it style. He was a short fat white guy, wearing a purple striped pimp suit. He was also wearing a purple bowler style hat. He had long hair down to the middle of his back.

We truly could not look away from this guy. It was like a car wreck. But wonderful.