Monday, March 24, 2008

Why Nancy Sucks. Part 1

Lets get this straight. I love my wife. How couldn't I, she puts up with me. She does plenty around the house. That's not what this is about at all. But there are many things she does that drive me crazy. And these are the things that make her suck. So this will most likely be the first in a long series about her. Because she sure does suck.

She is messy as hell.

She didn't used to be. But I think it happened when she was pregnant. When she was pretty far along I brought up maybe we could get a house cleaning service, because I sure as hell wasn't gonna clean the entire house myself. Once we found a place this is when I think the true messiness clicked in her head. Because she knows that every two weeks someone will come in and clean up after her. But her lies the problem, she makes some mess seconds after she gets home the day the house gets cleaned. She leaves things laying around all over the house. She drops crap on the floor. Even when she does the dishes she manages to make a huge mess.

She rinses all the dishes. But instead of putting them directly into the dishwasher, she stacks them on the counter, getting water and crap all over it, then she takes them from the counter and puts them in the dishwasher. So she adds an extra step and makes a huge mess.

And this is all coming from a girl who used to tell me how dirty my apartment was. I will admit I don't like to clean, but I am very neat and organized.

Nancy used to be the balance, because she was not neat but she cleaned.

Now she does neither.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

that is truly a d-bag thing to write about. airing your dirty laundry in public for all to read. are you that out of things to say on your blog? why not another lame movie review instead?

Jeff said...

Well I hate to break it to you, but you are way off base. Doing this series was something that came up last night after dinner. Nancy and I were joking about the little things we do that drive each other crazy. She told me I should do a series of why she sucks. And no one has to read anything on here.

Don't like where a post is going? Skip it.
Don't like the movie reviews? Don't read it.

What it comes to is I can make fun of Nancy on the blog because we don't let the little things drive us crazy, we joke about them. Relationships end when you let the small things eat at you. Ours are in the pen. Now so much so anyone can read about them. Or not.

Anonymous said...

my apologies then. i felt that you were attacking my friend needlessly in a public forum. if she has given you her blessing, then that is great you have such a strong relationship. i am sure you can see where my feelings came from. if there was a preface in your post that said... nancy and i were talking and i am introducing the nancy sucks series, then it would have been clearer to the reader. sometimes women just need to stand up for each other.

Jeff said...

Understood, but I truly have no desire to spell all out for posts.

I would assume that people who know me know what is truly up, and those who don't know me, I don't really care if they think I am an ass.

Anonymous said...

you are a ass and a pathetic one at that

Jeff said...

I assume you meant "an ass"?

And once again it is people who hide that make derogatory comments. People are brave behind the guise of posting under anonymous.

I would assume these are the same people who talk behind peoples backs in real life.

StlWalnut said...

you are an ass...nuff said.

Jeff said...

Walter, you liar. Even at the wedding you said, "why are you marrying this girl. She sucks."

Anonymous said...

Wow...feeling a lot of love around this place!

Jeff said...

a husband you obviously just don't get it. If had read my responses to comments left you'd understand.

 
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