Work Game Story

And another:

A couple of years ago, I bought a new stove. Lowes delivered the stove and hauled my old one away. A couple of weeks later (note: 2 weeks. That's how often I cook), I was going to pull out a frying pan in the drawer at the bottom of the stove. My sister and her family were in town and I thought I would cook breakfast.

The drawer was empty.

I had left all my pans in the old stove that was now at the dump. My sister laughed so hard, I thought she was going to piss her pants.