Work Game Story

This is another good embarrassing coworker moment:

I was a Sophomore in high school, my girlfriend’s brother was home from college (to watch her and the house while their parents were out of town) and was having a party. Since I couldn’t drive yet, my girlfriend picked me up- we went out, had a nice dinner, and then went back to her house for the party.
Just as one would expect in these types of situations, there was a bit of drinking involved- quite a bit.

As the evening progressed, my girlfriend proceeded to get quite drunk, and we eventually decided to retreat to her bedroom. Teenage hormones, intermixed with a good dose of alcohol ended up leading to the obvious- both of us naked and deciding that right then was the perfect time to both lose our virginity.

A few minutes later (insert time joke here), she began not feeling so good...
The good news is that she had hardwood floors in her bedroom. The bad news was that so were my clothes, which by this time were now being covered in a seemingly never ending stream of dinner, mixed with bartles and james wine coolers, purple passion, and a cornucopia of other hard liquors.

Even worse, she ended up passing out immediately after, leaving me clothesless, drunk, and with no way home- and curfiew less than an hour away.

I eventually had to resort to 1) having her brother help me clean the contents of her stomach off her floor. 2) borrowing some of his clothes. 3) having him give me a ride home. 4) endure the ridicule from him and all his college friends, intermixed with various threats for having his sister naked in her bed...