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It is never ok to be talking on your cellphone in a public bathroom. No one wants to hear you piss or poop. So either hold it till you hang up, or tell them you will have to call them back.
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1. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be
new.
2. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
3. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus
come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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