Things That I Like, By Brak

Here's some stuff that I like. I like hubcaps. I like laundry. I like waffles. I like ant farms. I like recess, picnics and eatin' pork and beans. I like tin foil and bow ties. I like cardboard and moon pies. When I'm soakin' in the bathtub, I like shooting submarines. Shooting submarines. I like Snoopy. I like Droopy. I like Charles Nelson Reilly. I like Hee Haw, Fat Albert and I also like corn. I like cornflakes, corn dogs. I like corn bread and corn starch. I like to bang corn and pop corn. I like all kinds of corn, all kinds of corn.

I like egg rolls and crab rolls, crab legs, but not frog legs. I like duck sauce with duct tape and jumpin' on the bed. I like Popeye, Pip-eye, Pup-eye, Poop-eye, Peep-eye, Olive Oyl and Bluto and falling on my head. Falling on my head. I like... And Big Foot and Yanni. I like Veronica and Betty. Don't call me Jughead. I like Dumbo. I like gumballs and rum balls. I like cheese balls and cheese cake. I like pineapple upside down cake. Why is it upside down? Why is it upside down?