Because I have been out of the country.
I got to go to Zurich Switzerland for work. I was there for 4 days. The meetings went great and I managed to cram a ton of fun into the short trip as well.
When I returned to the office yesterday, every single thing on my desk was gone. Absolutely nothing there. I did find it funny, unfortunately I had way too much to do to be much of a good sport.
I asked where things were, was told that I sit on the 4th floor now.
I was lead up there to see my desk 100% recreated exactly. It was a great prank. I commend you Patrick.
I watched Captain America Civil War on the plane. I had heard so many good things about it, but I found it meh.